his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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