Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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