I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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