i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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