I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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