that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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