she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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