Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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