me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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