dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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