what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize
