we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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