ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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