Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
40s are totally the cure
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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