You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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