We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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