Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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