I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I know her cup size but not her name....
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