my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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