He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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