So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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