Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I woke up under a house in Key West
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