ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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