i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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