It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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