Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.