Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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