we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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