Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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