I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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