in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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