Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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