i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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