I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I have post one night stand depression
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