it wasn't lemon gatorade
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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