But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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