Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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