I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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