As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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