Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize