All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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