It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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