We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Do vagina's smell?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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