He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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