so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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