People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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