i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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