You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
