He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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