Midget sex pt 2 tonight
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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