dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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