New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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