I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
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